side bitch


usually a girl best friend that’s pretty close that you wanna f-ck when you have a girlfriend. most commonly an ex-best friend/friend of your girlfriend.
tom: d-mn tracy is pretty hot i wanna make her my side b-tch
lance: dude what about your girlfriend hannah?
tom: she doesn’t need to know about my side b-tch
a woman that is one level above a jump off but always a step below the wife, wifey, girlfriend. a side b-tch must know her part. she does not get holiday’s, birthday’s (other than her own). while he may meet your family. you will never meet his.
a side b-tch is a woman who will have s-x on feb. 1-13 and spend valentines day alone.
like a sidekick to a complete b-tch.
she’s like leah’s total sideb-tch.

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