Side Grit
a type of feaces that is known to stick to the sides of the r-ct-m, resulting in a prolonged and intense period of excretion. consequently, it also tends to stick to the exterior of the -n-s and often requires many applications of toilet paper. this type of feaces is the bane of campers, but will prove little hindrance to owners of a bidet.
boss: “why did you take so long in the bathroom?”
employee: “i’ve been eating dehydrated food for the last week. you wouldn’t believe the side grit i’ve had to dig out.”
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