side-partin’ martin
someone who has a side-parting; a hairstyle popularised largely by adolf hitler, although there is no evidence to suggest he invented it.
not necessarily a derogatory term, although it usually is.
“have you met sian’s new boyfriend?”
“oh what, side-partin’ martin? yeah, he’s actually bare safe!”
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