Side Penis
the bulge that results from wearing very tight pants and placing items (such as cell phones) in the front pockets. generally received as awkward in females and highly erotic in males.
1. “yikes! i didn’t know marissa was a guy!”
“no man, that’s just her side p-n-s. she forgot to take her wallet out of her pants.”
2. because of allison’s false -ssumption that dave had two p-n-ses, she invited all of her sl-tty girlfriends to have s-x with him. little did she know, it was just a side p-n-s.
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