Side Pipe


the act of copulating the stomatic abdominal opening of a colostomy patient.
pete – “bro, i heard you were trying to bang stacy. you know she has a colostomy bag right?”

travis – “i gives no f-cks. im’ma side pipe that sl-t.”
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when a man wears tight jeans and therefore must move his p-n-s to the side creating a “side pipe”
man 1″ these jeans are so tight”
man 2 “i know you sure are rocking a side pipe”
to wear dangerously tight pants in the fashion of 80’s musicians and/or pro wr-sslers; so that the shape of your manly genitalia show proud and true like the god zues descending mount olympus.
these slortchin m-ff-kkka’s flock to my sidepipe like the pulsing dispenser of the nectar of the heavens that it is. (haters eat a d-ck)
when an individual of the male persuasion in an inst-tutional circ-mstance (i.e. work, school, etc.) becomes s-xually aroused, due to thoughts of past s-xual exploits; the subsequent tightening of the groin area, due to the constriction of pants upon the hardened member, produces a penile-angular shift, which is almost perfectly horizontal in form, and points towards either the left or right. thus the moniker, side-pipe.
mosieur lepajonais: what, pray tell, is that tubular formation protruding from the side of your pantaloons?

herr schmidt: why, my good man, tis my side-pipe!
when a male has an erection that is bulging down his pant leg on his thigh.
look at jimmy’s side pipes!!!
when one man stelthely approaches another man from the side and rubs his man parts against another man’s side. the man then shouts”side pipe”. this activity typicaly takes place on sat-rdays to celebrate “side pipe sat-rday” .

background: these types of games evolved from “man love monday” where heteros-xual men isolated from women while working in the logging camps of north central west virginia playfully turned to one and other to cope with isolation and lonleiness.
while standing in the lunch line rich snuck up on mike and side piped him.
the part of b–bs that shows on pictures that are supposed to be s-xy, but are really just kinda dumb, when you can see the side of a woman’s br–sts from behind or an angle that is mostly from the back.
“look at this hot whitesnake alb-m cover, check out that sidepipe!”

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