side scramble
most frequently seen in p-rnographic films; occurs when a male is having s-xual intercourse with another person in any orifice but the mouth, and when realizing he is about to -j-c-l-t-, scrambles awkwardly towards the partner’s facial region, to ensure that the expending fluids will make contact with the recievers face.
“when the waiter at my local diner offered me a side scramble, i was dissatisfied with the results and left with an empty stomach.”
“if i see him again, im going to kick him in the head and give ’em the old side scramble!”
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