Sidescraper
to excrete at such an angle that it scr-pes the side of the toilet bowl, thus leaving glorious, unflushable wall hangers/clingers/skid marks. also, cleverly, the sidescr-per is not submerged and so the smell can linger in the air for much longer.
“tony’s been an idiot lately don’t you think?”
“i know, i had to resort to leaving a sidescr-per on his mum’s throne”
“nice!”
a short but very fat d-ck.
betty: well, girrrl, he may not have touched bottom, but he beat the h-ll outta the sides.
lois: oh yeah, i’ve had side scr-pers like that.
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