Sideshow
this is official town bizness! the sideshow started at lest twenty years ago in deep east oakland, ca. in the ghetto eastmont mall parking lot. now it can happen anywhere that oakland people congregate.we might show up in your city next! it is an impromptu, car show. we ride the strip, stunt, get at, or mingle with the opposite s-x, do donuts, figure 8’s, hang out the windows while we drive, drive wit the doors open and basically do it real live, yadada-mean! no one and i mean no one has a strip that cracks harder than the infamous deep east oakland, “foothill strip”. str8 up!
we did it real big at the sideshow last night!
even that orignated in oakland back in the 80’s that draws crowds from all over to spin their cars, race, do doughnut, holler at females/n-gg-s, socialize, play their music, and represent that real bay sh-t
(you can usually run into one every weekend in east oakland)
i’m bout to smob to the sideshow
burnin dem figure 8’s in da middle of a intersection…..in da town (oakland)
my patna got arrested and got his car inpounded last night at da sideshow last night at 700 and holly!!
showing off your car in the middle of the street, swingin’ it, buring rubber, hittin 8s, donuts, doin the fool, pushing your car to the limit.
aka: yokin’, going stupid, gettin on gl-ss, swingin’ it.
side shows started in the bay area, (california).
n-gg-, lets start up a side show.
burnnin rubber with large crowds in a parkin lot. haning out of your car from driver side. bouncin car up and down.
foothill to coliseum sideshows east oakland!
a group of people that do stunt maneuvers in their cars, and the spectators of the drivers. mostly seen in northern california, with high performance muscle cars, and grown men with their feet hanging out of windows.
“at the side shows, bout to set sh-t straight, equipped with semi auto, and 38.” – first degree the d.e.
an exhibition of speed in oakland, practiced by extremely stupid people with lots of mush in their mouths.
hey blood, les go to dat side show.
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