sidestream


to watch episodes of a television show without the person you swore you’d watch ’em with. a different kind of virtual cheatin’.
i knew that d-ck wasn’t the one when i caught him sidestreaming breaking bad. that fool promised me he’d wait ’til i got off work, but i heard jesse pinkman before i stepped through the door.

Read Also:

  • Silverado High School

    also known as sl-terado, a school located in las vegas, nv, home of the most wannabe gangsta/swagf-g b-tch -sses who wouldn’t survive 2 hours in east los angeles. only at silverado high school you would find wannabe hoodlums in the non-ghetto part of town.

  • SLS

    sls is “smiling like sh-t” sls in emoji

  • sludgepounder

    an individual that engages in s-xual relations with another individual suffering from diarreah. man #1 “sorry honey, we can’t have s-x tonight. i have the runs.” man #2 “it’s ok. i’ve been known to be a sludgepounder.”

  • Smelter Wedge

    a s-x act, when a woman has the runs from eating taco bell and has -n-l s-x with a man. my girlfriend and i got into a burrito eating contest and later on she let me give her the smelter wedge.

  • stoner boat

    a late night snack consisting of a scoop shaped corn chip filled with salted peanuts and topped with a drizzle of nacho cheese. oh dude, the best way to get over a harsh toke is to grind on some stoner boats.


Disclaimer: sidestream definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.