sidewalk alum


a rabid fan of the university of alabama. these fans have never set foot in a college cl-ssroom, nor have they ever been to a game. these are the fans that spend their waking hours on chat forums of their rival schools spewing hatred. they hate your team more than they love their own.
tyler01 is a typical sidewalk alum. he spends a good part of his day on auburn message boards flaming the au grads and putting down their alma mader, yet he never attended alabama.
a rabid fan of the university of alabama. these fans have never set foot in a college cl-ssroom, nor have they ever been to a game. these are the fans that spend their waking hours on chat forums of their rival schools spewing hatred.
tyler01 is a typical sidewalk alum. he spends a good part of his day on auburn message boards flaming the au grads and putting down their alma mader, yet he never attended alabama.

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