sidewalk rage


the on-foot version of road rage; intense anger felt towards others who are either oblivious or just plain rude to their fellow sidewalkers.
i can’t even walk down michigan ave. anymore without getting sidewalk rage thanks to all the tourists stopping every ten seconds to take photos and look at their maps. uh, h-llo?! there are other people around you trying to get somewhere!
(clinches fists and curses under breath)

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