sidewalk service



when you’re trying to discreetly pick a wedgie, but you focus so much on being sneaky to the people in front of you, that you accidentally put on a full show for the people behind you.
the smell of the gorgonzola cream sauce was made immediately unappetizing by the sidewalk service they were receiving from the man at the window. if only he’d worn different underwear.
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