sidewalk showdown


that awkward situation when you and another person are walking towards each other down a long sidewalk or hallway as you try not to make eye contact.
what to do if you find yourself in a sidewalk showdown…

a. pretend you’re looking at something when you’re not,
b. pretend to use your phone / ipod
c. panic,
d. stare them down

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