Sidewalk Sloths


1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from p-ssing.

due to their sightseeing nature, the sidewalk sloth often doesn’t travel in a straight line and can impede p-ssing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). these behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. it also allows fewer pract-tioners to block the sidewalk than the sidewalk snail barrier.

-see also the ipod sloth
sorry, i’m late. i got stuck behind about 5 different sidewalk sloths on the way here. is it tourist season of something

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