Sidewalk Spread
the maneuver the slow-moving group ahead of you does to keep its advantage when the sidewalk widens out. instead of holding together and letting you p-ss, they widen their group stance to continue taking up all available sp-ce from left to right.
you’re running to the bus but a family with strollers, a shopping cart and an elderly person’s walker is blocking your way. you think, “great, i’ll p-ss them on the right as soon as we get past that fire hydrant and the sp-ce on the right opens up.” but when the family gets past the tree, sidewalk spread kicks in: the shopping-cart pusher veers right, and now the whole family is still forming a wall of people, completely blocking the sidewalk from left to right.
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