Sidewards Taco
envision a taco full of horrific horse meat and mouldy salad. this terms pertains to the nastiest and most beat up of all v-g-n-s out there, imagine a cross between hitler’s grandmothers corpse after it has been p-ssed around a pack of hyenas and tara reid’s sn-tch after a solid 4 hours of horse riding, minus the saddle. safe to say the very entrance to h-ll is more welcoming a sight than a sidewards taco
david cameron: ohh bro i totally hooked up with paris hilton last night, but as i was going down to rainbow kiss her, i realised she had the worst sidewards taco ever and i had to bail!
stalin: bro that’s weak man, why would you even think of going down on paris?
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