Sideways Gravity


the new phenomenon discoverable only when drinking has occurred, where an object or person moves sideways and/or downwards due to actions not of their own. this phenomenon can only be understood by individuals impaired by alcohol.
example 1: person a has been drinking and knocks an object. that object is knocked sideways and then falls.
person b: sideways gravity!

example 2: person a and person b are sitting on opposite ends of a bench at a party. person a stands up and then the whole bench, including person b, tip over sideways.
person c: sideways gravity!

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