Sideways Monster Mouth


the v-g-n-. described as such because of its likeness to a monster’s mouth, but rotated counter-clockwise ninety degrees into a vertical position.
“oh my god. there i was drinking my vodka-cran while she shaved her sideways monster mouth…”

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