Sideways Shuffle
a dance you must enact in order to maneuver around the apparently deaf person that doesn’t hear you say excuse me. this person must be sitting in a chair that is scooted all the way out to the wall, leaving less than half a foot to move through.
d-mn, i had to do the sideways shuffle to get around that dumb b-tch in physics cl-ss!
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