Sidewinder
while drinking heavily at a function and having a normal conversation with someone, and then to randomly turn your head to the side gracefully and throw up. then you proceed to continue the conversation like it never happened.
holy sh-t! did you just see that over there, she totally pulled a sidewinder and no one even noticed! suave!
when you are looking at a woman from directly behind her, but her br–sts are so large that you can still see them from the back. subject must be big-breasted yet slender, and/or have an hourgl-ss figure to accomplish this feat.
busty czech glamour model jana defi has a glorious pair of sidewinders!
someone who occupies the public bathroom stall immediately next to you, even when there are many others available.
i was the only person in the airport bathroom, so i was taking a #2 when some sidewinder decided they needed to use the stall right next to me.
a t-rd so m-ssive that it hits the toilet water while still coming out of your -ss and then wraps itself around the bowl
d-mn, i just left a sidewinder that wouldn’t go down when i flushed, i hadda use the plunger to break it up and flush again
a air – to – air missile in the aim-9 family. the aim-9 sidewinder is a short-range heat-seeking missile.
slider 1 aquired a lock on the yak-36 forger and loosed a sidewinder at him. the poor russkie b-st-rd never saw it comin.
noun. a pair of female br–sts, or nipples, that do not point in the same direction.
“hey, look at this picture dude, her t-ts point in different directions”
“ugh, sidewinders, i hate that sh-t”
formerly, a species of snake; now more commonly referred to as any individual whose devious and deceitful nature is readily apparent, and as a result, they can’t follow the straight and narrow. instead, they sidewind you! they can’t be trusted as far as you can throw them, they perpetually prevaricate, are pr-ne to larcenous activity, etc. in essence, they are “disingenuous disciples of duplicity.”
yet another term coined by v.r. of a regional northeastern supermarket chain.
the usage of this word amongst his peers beggars belief!
hey, cousin…listen! the nickel-d-ckin’ sidewinder in aisle 2 just stuffed a tenderloin down his, how we say, trousers. brutal, baby, brutal!
those who come across this site and read this, who work at this supermarket chain, will readily identify with this and laugh their -rs- off!
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