siffical


to appear overly intelligent through the use of unusually long winded and scientific words. a siffical person may be also called a “siffic”.
jeeves: “according to the exoglylocal society of infinitive law, i hearby deem you to be of a rather curious disposition!”
sara:”bro, you’re way too siffical.”

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