Sign my Poodle


to pull out of a woman just before you climax, and -j-c-l-t- across her pubic hair. you are said to be signing her poodle, or simply “signing the poodle”.
“ah, baby. i’m gonna c-m. you on the pill or do you want me to pull out?”
“sign the poodle, just in case.”

and when i’m sipping on a perrier in some cafe down in st. tropez, it’s hard to keep the fans at bay. they say, “sign my poodle, s’il vous plait!” – “weird al” yankovic, genius in france

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