Signature panic
when the pressure of having to replicate your own signature – usually on a new credit card or when paying for an expensive item – is so great, the resulting panic produces an unrecognisable scrawl
– that bank clerk really scrutinised that withdrawal slip, didn’t she?
– i’m not surprised. i totally screwed up when she asked me to sign it. i got signature panic!
or:
– sign here, sir
– ah, jeez, let me do that again will ya. d-mn signature panic!
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