Silent Johnson


when a guy drops the soap in the shower and another guy comes from behind him and sticks his d-ck in his -ss. the dropper of the soap becomes taken by surprise by the other man’s johnson because he did it silently
brian dropped the soap in the shower and cory came in and gave him the silent johnson…… his back has never been the same since.

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