Silk Assassin
a cat like female – a femme fatale – moves with grace and cunning, but beneath the surface lay dark and dangerous motives, a master plan that only she knows about.
she weilds the powers of seduction and no man can withstand her. if she invites you to her bed, you may never wake – but if somehow you do, know this is not a female to be taken lightly.
the silk -ss-ssin prizes several virtues above all others – honesty, integrity, and intelligence.
dont f-ck with her, or you’ll get cut.
fred says, “d-mn, that girl got some sweet boo-tay!”
jeff replies, “careful man, dat be some silk -ss-ssin. you watch yo’ mouth or you gonna lose your f-ck stick”
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