Silly Bandz Suffocation
when school children overload their arms with the stretchy rubber bracelets. silly bandz have become the sudden craze among many elementary schools, middle schools, and even high schools. they come in different colors and shapes, and kids squeeze many on their arm/s at one time. this may result in a sudden, dramatic loss of circulation.
john: “i just bought my daughter five packs of silly bandz the other day, and she wears all of them at once!”
patrick: “ah yes, it’s silly bandz suffocation.”
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