when someone slips a roofy or some other drug into your beverage.
mr. hare: come in for a cup of coffee, boy.
kyler: uh, ok.
-one hour later-
kyler: what did you do to me?
mr. hare: i gave you the old silly finger.
kyler: you ssson of a bb-tchh
- bit too strawberry
girl, likes a solid fisting sesh in a cafe, skyping lesbians, and iranian c-ck up to and including ahmedinejad. generally an all-round thunderc-nt. “i don’t like miranda… shes a bit too strawberry” ted:”10/10 would bang that chick.” frank:”nah mate, only a 7, she’s a bit too strawberry.”
extraordinary drunk. drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. unable to pace oneself. loss of memory and body functions making one p-ss himself. getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards. once we get to port i am gonna get […]
- trench monkey
term given to underpaid, and over qualified archaeological field technicians who work in cultural resource management). i spent the last eight months as a trench monkey.
barraging a group chat with the same 5-6 memes, having no context to the conversation at all. not much research has been done on the subject and some believe this may be a heridatary action amongst some hobbits, ussually exaggerated by alchol. g-d d-mn it frodo kept me up all night frodo-gasming me the same […]
a beast like creature with god-like features. with a smile so tasty, with eyes so greatly, he is a manly man and everyone fears him. (people are scared to make eye-contact with him). the magnificent watrous was running with the oxen.