Silver Apple
the ultimate brown noser. comes from when students would give their teacher an apple on her desk at the start of the day. well this kid would bring a silver apple to suck up as hard as humanly possible.
“what the h-ll is john doing?”
“he’s a silver apple, hes nose is so far up -ss he can taste the colon”
“johns acting like our bosses b-tch”
“hes silver appling that pedophile until his next raise”
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