Silver Hammer


owned by maxwell. maxwell likes to hit people on the head with it. e.g. joan, his teacher and a judge.

bang, bang, maxwell’s silver hammer
came down upon her head
do do do do do
bang, bang, maxwell’s silver hammer
made sure that she was dead
you hit me over the head with maxwell’s silver hammer
the hammer maxwell edison uses to kill people in a beatles song, bang bang maxwells silver hammer. also, when the pope dies a silver hammer is used to make sure he is dead, yes in fact he is struck in the head with it. connection?
“the maxwell edison story” a funny and literal video for the song.

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