silver platter


the act of defecating on a room service plate and then covering it with the silver top. can be performed in response to poor quality food, poor service, framing a coworker you are traveling with, or just random fun. for the experienced professional traveller, intercepting a coworkers meal, stealing the food for yourself while leaving a silver platter for him/her then delivering, can provide years of fond memories.
“after my coworker stiffed me with the tab for the client dinner, i left a silver platter outside his room.”
to eat out a girl while she is held up my another guy
zeke and colin silver plattered that b-tch last night
a post-tion where two men place a woman on their shoulders, and one holds her and the other eats her out
we silver platter that b-tch last night

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