Sim-job


1. general term for the most lewd s-xual act known to man.

2. french origin; involves the insertion of a wilson tennis racquet into the -n-s specifically of a french poodle or any -sshole, while simultaneously receiving oral s-x by the poodle or person, being surrounded by french related objects, red wine and listening to bwo dance music
kid 1: hey man, what’s up?

kid 2: nothin much, just had a sim-job with my french poodle, you?

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