Simasaurus
a simasaurus can be defined as a dark-haired female.
it is common for a simasaurus to lash out unexpectedly, usually at a “seamasarus” (see seamasaurus ). a simasaurus is usually kind and considerate, but when a seamasaurus or a seamasaurus look-a-like is near, a simasaurus will become aggressive, and lash out at both the seamasaurus and friends of a seamasaurus. it is never a good idea to have both in the same room.
ex. 1: “ohhotd-mn, look at that simasaurus!”
ex. 2: “cr-p! a simasaurus walked in, better get seamasaurus out of here…”
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