simba
after intercourse when you c-m all over a girls stomach, you take a swipe off with your index finger, wipe it on her forehead and say “simba”.
after i was done cleaning her pipes, i shot a load on her stomach and gave her a simba.
simba is the swahili(east african lanague) for lion.
hence the name of the lion in the lion king. that is a beautiful simba!
v. the act of smearing a bodily fluid upon the forehead of someone else and saying slowly “simba” as rafiki did to the image of simba on his tree in the lion king.
from texsfromlastnight.com
“(519): and then she said i drew a line on her forehead with my c-m and whispered “simba” ”
i totally simba-ed victoria last night. it was priceless.
when a woman is giving a man a bl-wj-b, but the man accidentally -j-c-l-t-s too early resulting in the -j-c-l-t- to acc-mulate on the woman’s face.
the man is then prompted, by principle, to raise his thumb to the woman’s forehead, and with a swift left to right motion declare, “simbaaaa,” much like rafiki does in disney’s the lion king.
man: oh gosh! i’m so sorry! oh, wait..
woman: -crying- oh my gosh this is embarr-ssing –
man: simbaaaa..
one s-xy lion. he has a hot voice. he is quite bad-ss. and he is not even a murderer!he lets the hyenas do his dirty work. he is a nice goldeny yellow color, not blue at all.
girl: simba is so hot
boy: ew wtf he is a lion
girl: a hot lion. duh
when you smear your load on a girl’s forehead while whispering, “everything the light touches is your kingdom.”
do the dishes or you’re getting another simba.
when you have an -rg-sm on a girl’s forehead and you swipe it off sideways like rafiki did on simba’s forehead in the lion king. while doing this, you say “simbaaaa”.
friend: “omg, i totally simba’d my girlfriend the other night”
me: “did she like it?”
friend: “oh man, she loved it.”
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