sime sandwich


a very special three-some involving two females (preferably related) and a male that involves, but is not limited to, the male being sandwiched by the two chicks with his d-ck in one girl’s -ss while the other has a strap-on and is doing him the -ss at the same time.
1.
jon: so, how was nicki and her cousin last night?
simon: it was great after i got the two of them in bed. they were down with the sime sandwich, extra pickle and mayo.
jon: yeeeeeeahhhhhh!!!

2.
simon: how bad do you want to be in a sime sandwich?
jon: i want to so bad! so bad!

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