sime
acronym for “soap in my eyes.” …or director of operations for the legendary soapinmyeyes unreal tournament game server.
sime …now you have soap in your eyes!
coolest last name possible. probably comes from england or ireland.
how it goin simes.. hey simes.. simes!!!!
a perfect man from croatia who is so easy to love, and promises the world. i selfless man who cooks, sings, and makes you laugh. a true prince charming. very strong and protective. completely understanding and incredible. the love of my life.
“wow look at that sime!”
a common name for male children in dalmatia, a coastal region of croatia.
approximately 25% of males are named “šime”. other unreasonably popular names are mate, frane and roko.
why parents keep naming their children based on wold war heroes remains a mystery, although recent studies have shown a decline in such naming policy.
it is not known if naming your child šime affects his social and personal life in any specific manner. it has been confirmed, however, that if your child decides to study at any college outside of dalmatia, it is highly probable that he will be the only šime.
hot girl 1: hey, that guy’s looking interesting. do you know what’s his name?
hot girl 2: mhm, šime.
hot girl 1: roflmao, why isn’t he called marko like everybody else??
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