Simian Cranial Cannon


this is the term describing the act involving one sick person and a (preferably) dead ape. this act requires the insertion of the p-n-s into the nasal cavity of the ape and -j-c-l-t-ng as close to the brain of the ape as possible. if this position is achieved and s-m-n reaches the brain, the ape will react as if it has been shot by a cannon, recoiling its head backwards. if it is alive of course. if not, you are a sick zoonecrophiliac.
“guys, i’m gonna go do a simian cranial cannon, be back in 5.”
“ok peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, ok?”

Read Also:

  • hemro

    ahha, hemro take george michael, multiply him by elton john and take him to the power of graham norton, convert that to word form and here you are. f-gs use it when they do someting great, like sh-g a girl, crash a car, or manhandle each other. “yesterday i boned twenty woman in my clio, […]

  • Chicken Tarka

    indian curried dish and terrible pun. “would you like a chicken tarka sir… it’s like a chicken tikka only a little otter!”

  • mee mooo

    1) used befor an inquisitive statement. often used twice to enphisize the leetness. 2) a loving expression 1) lang-: mee mooo, mee mooo wanna bash? lang- was owned by rage in the mouth (dead)lang-: i said bash you baner! 2) aba: can i come into your jacket lang-? lang-: mee mooo!!!

  • infani

    love with p-ssion everlasting : infani i got mad infani fo u

  • there's feces in my anus

    an alternative to saying “i gotta take a sh-t” there’s feces in my -n-s!


Disclaimer: Simian Cranial Cannon definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.