Simian Cranial Cannon
this is the term describing the act involving one sick person and a (preferably) dead ape. this act requires the insertion of the p-n-s into the nasal cavity of the ape and -j-c-l-t-ng as close to the brain of the ape as possible. if this position is achieved and s-m-n reaches the brain, the ape will react as if it has been shot by a cannon, recoiling its head backwards. if it is alive of course. if not, you are a sick zoonecrophiliac.
“guys, i’m gonna go do a simian cranial cannon, be back in 5.”
“ok peter, make sure its dead this time, unlike last time, ok?”
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