Simifferent


similar, yet somehow very different.
“you are a beautiful, put-together, successful woman and i am a creative, struggling, mess of a man with excessive body hair, but we both sit on exercise b-lls, love box wine, our favorite color is green (then yellow) and we have pooed ourselves as adults.”
“i guess that makes us simifferent.”

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