Simmo
an all round amazing being who can be known to target friends mothers for s-xual pleasure.
i can’t believe simmo slept wiv both our mums…. twice
anyone who acts like a local nonce, bit of a boy-botherer, no qualms about inviting people back from nightclubs ‘for a swim’.
marjorie, don’t give the kids any money for the ice cream van today – i’ve just noticed a bit of a simmo hanging round the park.
a long haired tw-t who falls out of bed during s-x
oh look it’s joe moss… nevermind it’s simmo
emo
1. are you a simmo? (are you an emo)
2. he’s a simmo (he’s an emo)
3. please don’t be a simmo (please don’t be an emo)
a numb but who picks up all the sweaty expired v-g-n-s off the street and use them for his personal plesure. a degrading version of the mansl-ts and the hillbillys.
often plays roger ramjet tunes on audio software as this is their mating call. though however, his milk usually brings all the boys to his yard and dance with him as he caresses spoons.
watch out, a ferret -ss is around the corner. dont want to get near simmo.
a jamaican slang word for the social policy of right wing conservative political parties. often is used in a derogatory sense, especially after a couple of rumbo’s.
n
the republican party has no simmo at all.
v
you have as much substance as a simmo.
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