Simmons Fucked
the act of being fired (or, “f-cked”) by simmons media. this happens extremely often, and most of the time around the holidays.
“hey, what did you get for christmas?”
“nothing. i lost my job a week before christmas and couldn’t afford presents.”
“sounds like you got simmons f-cked.”
“dude, i got simmons f-cked way bad!”
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