Simon Belmont
perhaps the greatest of the early nintento characters, simon belmont was the original protagonist of the castlevania series. a self professed leather queen (his famous words, “dracula, you b-tch! take that!), he was able to fight his way through dracula’s lair via a whip, the vampire slayer. he sired many children via a wooden turkey baster, good luck, and a few very fertile women.
after his retirement in the year 1467, he took the gold he collected from levels 1-4 and opened a gay bar in bucharest called, “encounters”, known for stiff drinks and soft men. mention this definition and get 25% off your first round!
simon belmont, of the cursed belmont clan, fought dracula, inspired countless games, sired a son, and is mr bucharest leather 1472!
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