Simon Cowell
a judge on pop idol and american idol. he has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid cr-p wannabes who can’t sing.
the stupid tw-t cried after simon cowell told him he was a pile of sh-t.
verb, to wear one’s trousers ridiculously high above the waist
“pull your trousers down you tw-t, you’re doing a simon cowell”
one of the only judges on american idol whos honest and fair and tells the truth
::some idiot on american idol sang horribly::
randy/ i give u props dog!
( geez, thats very constuctive)
paula/ you look absolutely wonderful! (like what does that have to do w/ singing)
simon/ sorry to say but that was dreadful! totally off key!
(very honest and helpful!)
a selfish rich b-st-rd who is from britain but thinks he is american rips off the tv shows he made in britain in america also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.
b-st-rd simon cowell
a c-nt.
‘that simon cowell, he’s such a c-nt’
‘you’re a simon cowell’
a judge on american idol who is known for being brutally honest towards contestants. however, little do people know that mr. cowell is simply playing a role; he is often considered to be the ‘b-tchy one’ out of the trio which people either love him or hate him for.
simon is often worshipped by naive tweens for being ‘harsh’ or ‘bad-ss’, when in reality he is only a token critic.
simon cowell himself even admitted that part of his antics were for sheer publicity reasons, not because he actually cared about giving a proper critique.
the only judge on american idol that gives constructive critisism and an honest opinion. he’s the entire reason for watching this show that was lame from the start. he wears tight black shirts (most of the time) and likes to tease ryan seacrest. that washed-up pop diva paula abdul is just one more punch on the arm away from getting britishly b-tchslapped by mr. cowell.
-no apologies to the american public are necessary.-
simon cowell: i hated it.
paula: oh, grow up! -punches simon on the arm for the 50th time that episode-
simon: that’s it! -backhands paula- now you’ll really need those painkillers.
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