Simon Neil
lead singer/ guitarist aryshire (which is in scotland) based rock band biffy clyro, and manages to sing and scream f-ck well and still keep a slight scottish accent. widely known for playing shirtless on stage and the fact that he tends to play shirtless at gigs, showing off his hairy chest and going mental in the process. biffy clyro are currently touring for their new alb-m puzzle, inspired by his mother eleanor (r.i.p) who died while the band was on your for 2nd alb-m vertigo of bliss and about to record 3rd alb-m infinity land. this alb-m is diferent from the rest of their back catalogue but still worthy of attention.
simon is also a proud surporter of aryhsire united and admits that if he hadnt been in a band he would have liked to be a footballer.
(sorry cant think of any other names)
d-ck:”hey whos the singer from that awesome scottish band biffy clyro who play “theres no such thing as a jaggy snake”?”
dom: simon neil! what a legend! i dont swing that way but wow, if i had to screw just 1 guy itd be him!”
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