Simon Sex


having s-x while the chosen partner; “simon” gets to shout out different positions, and the other partner has less then 30 seconds to perform. gets progressivly tougher. if they fail they get punched in the face.
guy 1: so last night during simon s-x with my girl, i only got through 4 positions before i got a punch in the face!

guy 2: tough sh-t man….

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