Simon
a s-xy beast. one with a huge c-ck, and gigantic b-lls. known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. the females dig simon. often used to describe a good friend.describes a friend that wouldn’t leave other friends if they had a flat tire.
hung like a dragon
used to describe someone that needs a smart,intellectual, and beautiful women in their life.
holy sh-t, that is one simon c-ck.
d-mn, why are you so d-mn simon, id smack.
why don’t i take you back to my place and i can give you the simon.
simon is a latino-american word used for yeah, or h-ll yeah.
guy1- ey guey you think that hyna over there is fine?
guy2- ay simon homez she is fine.
simon (si-mon): adjective; to be a lad, legend, general all round party animal.
“dude you’re the life of the party, you’re such a simon” “mate did you see that guy, he is a real simon” :d
a term used to describe a person of which is a figure of perfection.
the term “simon” may be used to describe/label, a specific -n-lysis of a person, in a positive manner. therefore the word simon is used discreetly to mean perfection/amazing/awesome/one hot piece of -ss.
“golly gosh, that lad over there is a bit simon if i do say so myself”
“i think that fellows name may be simon, seeing as he is rather bl–dy amazing/perfection/awesome/one hot piece of -ss.”
the most amazing, caring individual you’ll ever meet. his impressions will make u giggle, and his smile will make u melt. he’s the most psychobilly boy out there. he often wears bondage pants, b-tt flaps, creepers and a psychohawk. he may look tough and mean, but in actuality he is the sweetest person ever. he’ll make your heart melt.
“have u met simon yet?”
“nope”
“well, you should. your life will be more complete.”
a hebrew word meaning ‘to be heard’ or ‘he who hears’
“me dogg bigg simon iz da boss”
of simon and garfunkel, the one that is not garfunkel
trebek: of simon and garfunkel, the one that is not garfunkel.
connery: could you repeat the question?
trebek: of simon and garfunkel, the one that is not garfunkel.
connery: i garfunkeled your mother!
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