Simoncising


the act of a male exercising in short shorts, a muscle shirt, and sweatbands while moving, listening or acting like richard simons. aka exercising like a tool.
guy 1: dude, josh is simoncising at the gym

guy2: yeah i saw him, what a tool.

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