simonitsch


a person who delivers/recieves alaskan pipelines. known to be fond of alabama hot pockets. can also be known as a karin. beware of spandex, hair loss, leaking -sshole, and terrorist look. talents include flatulence, f-ll-t–s, and meat spinning.
i caught some guy giving someone else a simonitsch.
d-mn your -sshole wont stop smelling. your just like a simonitsch.

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