Simpatico Straight


a simpatico straight is someone who isn’t gay or lesbian by orientation, but see’s no need to be a h-m-phobe about other humans
fat b-tch: f-g
non-gay dude: woah, h-m-phobe! actually, i’m a simpatico straight, but i understand your need to hate something because of all your insecurities. but why would you hate on cool people? isn’t there enough hate in this world?

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