Simpdaddy


a person who thinks of themselves as a m-ssive player yet lacks any intellect or ability to spell their own name. they usually are that over weight, hairy, disgusting friend that thinks they’re that much of a legend and will give themselves a nickname.
“hey wacko, why do we hang out with that simpdaddy. he totally ruins our friendship group”
simpdaddy is a term for a young man, usually with a hairy belly, that has blonde curly hair and a crooked nose. a simpdaddy typically thinks he is a ‘sick c-nt’ and claims to consume copious amounts of alcohol, when in reality he is a light weight. generally lacks intelligence and is no smarter then a star fish.
“hey barra, look at that guy over there, he looks like a real simpdaddy!”

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