Simple male


usually displays neandotholic characteristics, such as basic intelligence, little co-ordination, unaware of social boundaries, poor hygene and basic needs(s-x,food,sleep). will dissapoint wherever possible. must brag about any s-xual conquest, usually to people who dont care. will share information that the subject said he didnt want anyone to know about, to boost ego or seem momentarily interesting.
1.errrrr, s-x or food? both.

average male: jesus christ you stink!

simple male: but i dipped my b-lls in the sink.

average male: why is that acceptable?

simple male: im off for a sh-g

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