Simple Simon
a c-cktail consisting of 1-2 excedrins and a shot of whiskey, usually had during a pre-game before a big night out.
person #1: tonight’s a big night. we need to start on the right foot.
person #2: let’s have a simple simon
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a very very simple person that could be described as a mong or pleb. normally the person has 100% physically and mental r-t-rdation, more often than not simple simon’s live on farms.
norm 1: whos just lost their d-ck?
norm 2: thats simple simon.
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